Hello friends. This is one special blog you are about to read. This is mainly because my blog today is all about my opinions. Everybody knows that my opinions mean everything. This is my MOVIE BLOG SPECIAL! This is where I show you the reader my tope ten movies of all time! Pretty exciting am I wrong? Nope I’m not. Coming in at number ten is Spider man. Classic movie about a boy getting bit by a spider. That Peter Parker has some courage. If that were me getting bit by a spider I would have died. I’m deathly afraid of spider. Yes that’s right my reader I’m arachnophobic. So it looks like I need to erase my dreams of being spider man because spiders SUCK! Number 9: Harry Potter. Which one you ask? Who cares which one is the answer! This movie is literally about people killing other people with awesome spells. That’s sick. Plus it has a ginger in it. What could make the movies any better? Nothing can make the movies better. Number 8: The Princess Bride. First off it’s a story… classic. The old dude is telling the young dude a bedtime story but we the viewers see the whole story first hand. That’s intense except that movie is long. So basically the old dude is reading for like two hours. I would have passed out by then. Number 7: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. We all know Monty Python sucks but this time they did it right. This movie will be in my heart forever. The scene with the crazy bunny was enough to get Monty Python the number 7 spot on my countdown. Number 6: Elf. Will Ferrell is my all time favorite actor. He is the best man to ever have been born. He has caused me to have endless laughter. I’m Always laughing… on the inside. Every time I watch that movie it warms my soul with holiday cheer.
Number 5: Happy Gilmore. Adam Sandler is another great actor. And no this statement is not debatable. This movie simply shows how stupid golf is and how awesome subway is. This is what gets Happy Gilmore into number 5! Also his name is Happy just like Happy from Death of a Salesman. Number 4: Step Brothers. I <3 this movie. Two great actors. You got Will Ferrell playing Brennan. Then you got John C. Riley playing Dale. They are two very stupid men who come together to make a beyond funny movie. Can someone spell classic? Obviously me because I just spelled it. But I digress. Number 3: The Little Mermaid. Yes I know what you’re thinking: “That’s my favorite movie too!” It’s just so obvious that every single persons number 3 favorite movie is the little mermaid. With such great hits as Under the Sea how could one not love this unrealistic movie? Exactly.
Number 2: The Grinch. This may just be Jim Carrey’s best movie. In this movie he plays the classic character known as the Grinch. The Grinch is a smelly green man who hates Christmas. But you know what they say the Grinch’s heart grew three sizes that day. Besides the fact that this movie is completely unrealistic it hits number 2 on my scale of awesomeness. Wait a minute. I’m typing this on Microsoft word and it says that ‘awesomeness’ is a word. I guess all I can say is AWESOMENESS. Now ladies and gentleman please put your hand together for the number 1 movie ever… MEGA PIRANHA!!! This grade A best movie I have ever seen is a movie that will make you laugh cry and throw up… all at the same time. This movie literally brought tears to my eyes. The acting is the most believable thing ever. This movie is different from most movies. The actors put a lot of emotion into their roles in this movie. Plus the special effects will cause any computer nerd to have a seizure due to the awesomeness of the special effects. Piranhas literally explode in this movie and the plot only makes it better. So there you have it folks. My top 10 movies ever. Go watch them… now!
